? So there i was giving myself a pedicure with a screwdriver and some pruning shears when i had an epiphany?
?VODKA MARTINI Beans 4Brains™ ? asked:
………….. this hurts. I feel like Dr. Mengele. And i probably should’ve used pliers and a nice but inexpensive wireclipper for the cuticles, but i can’t prove this.
Oh Yes! I also realised that any of those store-bought beauty kits designed for “home manicures and pedicures” aren’t worth the metal they’re made out of, and come with more tools than a Surgeon needs in the ER. I should probably skip the time it takes to attempt one at home, and just leave it to the professionals. It would save more money in the long run.
What epiphany have YOU had lately?
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Tags: Manicures And Pedicures, Money, Pruning Shears Posted in
May 17th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
That if I keep feeding my brother he’ll keep coming around!
May 19th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
i was reading this question, i laughed, and then i thought to myself, wouldn’t the world be a better place if everyone had sense of humor
thanks for the laugh ^_^
May 20th, 2009 at 5:36 am
Always have at least 5 Vodka martinis before this particular pedicure, no pain after.
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:15 am
Uh, that I’ve been going about the toenail trimming thing all wrong.
My epiphany of the day while driving the lawn mower over my toenails to trim them was this:
I should limit my cussing to one day a week, maybe I could get a blow up boy friend that way!